[M-17+] The Epic Quote Thread

[Luna]

Originally Posted by Ray

Whenever somebody asks me if I watched Twilight, this is what I say:
Me (In a Sam L. Jackson impersonation): "Twilight?! Say 'Twilight' too, I dare you! I double-dare you m*****f*****! Say 'Twilight' one more Goddamn time!"

...are we supposed to quote anything, say like movie quotes?

While I don't think it's ever been explicitly specified, it's pretty much understood that this is for posting quotes you encountered either in real life chatting with people or quotes from IRC or Skype or something. So original quotes that happened and were fun, not so much random movie quotes.

[Ray]

I see, thanks!

[Shiny Quagsire]

Happened on #3dsdev, but it's pretty hilarious.

[21:25]            --> | RebeccaB [[email protected]] has joined #3dsdev
[21:25] < RebeccaB> here comes rebecca black
[21:25] < RebeccaB> _TUX blasty Bond697 booto mha plutoo profi200 sm smea yellows8 yls8bot [Bandit] __billy_ _GEE Alam_Sque arbin archshift balrog Bandit Bela bellossom bmx Bonstra bunnei bwq CaitSith2 calc84 capostef cell9 ch1mk3y changO- cheybu_ Chuck cjuub_ clienthax 
                    connor_go cpnc0ke Crank__ crowell Cu3PO42
[21:25] < RebeccaB> dantarion danwins darkspawn Dazzozo ddmz DEElekgol Delon delroth DeltaBurn DesktopMa dirbaio3 DiscoStar DjoeN DrDaxxy Drenn drewler duo8 esph_ eussNL- Extrems Fenrisulf Ferret filfat fincs fiq FIX94 FL4SHK fuqi g0at3r gamingrob GeekShado Genolo Hamcha 
                    HandsmMat igor242 IoStesso Jack jbest Jdbye Jeepbeats
[21:25] < RebeccaB> Jhy jmad980 joink joshie_ KaKaRoTo KaSh_- kemurphy l0rd_ lameboy lansiir Lectem lezek_ lickalott lilibox Link Lioncash LoganA magical MC-Joe megazig Melon_ mmnumbp mobad mood MrARM mtheall MTW Muzer Myria nab|bnc naehrwert Namidairo neimod neobrain 
                    Normmatt Normmatt- pauldachz Pavel__ peachum_ Plas
[21:25] < RebeccaB> pXd RachelB Rajveer_ RebeccaB refsw Rena robs1 Saman saneki Sanqui Sekto Shakey shinyquag Shiz signz SKuRGe911 slaeshjag socguy_ Sponge115 stag019_ Stevoisia Subv sudofox Team_Fail thexyz_ Titan torx trap15 tripflag uyjulian_ vogelfrei w0g WntrMute 
                    yifanlu Yossi yuriks zapu zoi |Shadow|
[21:25] < RebeccaB> _TUX blasty Bond697 booto mha plutoo profi200 sm smea yellows8 yls8bot [Bandit] __billy_ _GEE Alam_Sque arbin archshift balrog Bandit Bela bellossom bmx Bonstra bunnei bwq CaitSith2 calc84 capostef cell9 ch1mk3y changO- cheybu_ Chuck cjuub_ clienthax 
                    connor_go cpnc0ke Crank__ crowell Cu3PO42
[21:25] < DEElekgol> ban
[21:25] < RebeccaB> dantarion danwins darkspawn Dazzozo ddmz DEElekgol Delon delroth DeltaBurn DesktopMa dirbaio3 DiscoStar DjoeN DrDaxxy Drenn drewler duo8 esph_ eussNL- Extrems Fenrisulf Ferret filfat fincs fiq FIX94 FL4SHK fuqi g0at3r gamingrob GeekShado Genolo Hamcha 
                    HandsmMat igor242 IoStesso Jack jbest Jdbye Jeepbeats
[21:25] < RebeccaB> Jhy jmad980 joink joshie_ KaKaRoTo KaSh_- kemurphy l0rd_ lameboy lansiir Lectem lezek_ lickalott lilibox Link Lioncash LoganA magical MC-Joe megazig Melon_ mmnumbp mobad mood MrARM mtheall MTW Muzer Myria nab|bnc naehrwert Namidairo neimod neobrain 
                    Normmatt Normmatt- pauldachz Pavel__ peachum_ Plas
[21:26] < RebeccaB> pXd RachelB Rajveer_ RebeccaB refsw Rena robs1 Saman saneki Sanqui Sekto Shakey shinyquag Shiz signz SKuRGe911 slaeshjag socguy_ Sponge115 stag019_ Stevoisia Subv sudofox Team_Fail thexyz_ Titan torx trap15 tripflag uyjulian_ vogelfrei w0g WntrMute 
                    yifanlu Yossi yuriks zapu zoi |Shadow|
[21:26] <   shinyquag> | well then
[21:26]            --- | Bond697 sets modes [#3dsdev +b *!*@216-171-192-117.dpe.net]
[21:26] < Myria> hep top rog
[21:26]            <-- | Bond697 has kicked RebeccaB from #3dsdev (RebeccaB)
[21:26] < Stevoisia> God damnit
[21:26] < Lioncash> lol here too
[21:26] <@Bond697> idiot
[21:26] <@Bond697> he was in the other 3dsdev
[21:26] <@smea> lol
[21:26] <@smea> figured out efnet exists
[21:26] <@Bond697> apparently
[21:26] < Muzer> isn't she the ex-editor of Sun or something who was arrested? :p
[21:26] < Muzer> the name, I mean
[21:26] <@smea> no
[21:26] < yuriks> pretty sure it's a Rebbeca black reference :P
[21:26] <@smea> yes
[21:26] < yuriks> was saying "friday" earlier
[21:26] <@smea> of friday fame
[21:26] <@Bond697> yeah
[21:27] < pauldachz> FRIED EGG
[21:27] < Muzer> oh yes
[21:27] <@smea> you're so clueless Muzer
[21:27] < Muzer> who am I thinking of? :P
[21:27] < Stevoisia> Is it just targeting 3DS dev specfically?
[21:27] <@smea> you disgust me
[21:27] < Muzer> I'm sure it's Rebecca something :p
[21:27]            <-- | cell9 [[email protected]] has quit (Ping timeout: 370 seconds)
[21:27] < Muzer> Rebekha Brooks
[21:28] < yuriks> Stevoisia: not sure, there were a bunch of people in #freenode coming in complaining they were getting bruteforced
[21:28] < Stevoisia> Side note, I hate that my name gets cut off, lol
[21:29] < Muzer> Stevoisia sounds cool :p
[21:29] < Stevoisia> lol
[21:32]            --> | RachelB_ [[email protected]] has joined #3dsdev
[21:32]            --- | Bond697 sets modes [#3dsdev +b *!*@ool-ad024d90.dyn.optonline.net]
[21:32]            <-- | Bond697 has kicked RachelB_ from #3dsdev (RachelB_)
[21:33] <@Bond697> oh, whoops
[21:33] <@Bond697> misread
[21:33]            --- | Bond697 sets modes [#3dsdev -b *!*@ool-ad024d90.dyn.optonline.net]
[21:33] <@smea> lol
[21:34] < yuriks> xD I kinda predicted that could happen
[21:34] < Myria> /msg her to invite her back =)
[21:34] <@Bond697> i did
[21:34] <@smea> did you explain that you thought she was rebecca
[21:35] <@smea> "i'm sorry i thought you were rebecca black so i had to ban you"
[21:35] <@Bond697> lol
[21:35] < Stevoisia> Heh
[21:37]            --> | RachelB_ [[email protected]] has joined #3dsdev
[21:37] < pauldachz> :P
[21:37] < Myria> hi rebecca =^-^=
[21:37] < Myria> j/k lol
[21:38] <@smea> stop being so sexist Myria

[Team Fail]

[08:47.51] <Le> http://i940.photobucket.com/albums/a...psac22811d.png
[08:47.51] <+Meowth> lol
[08:47.53] <Le> best fakemon
[08:47.55] <Le> of 2014
[08:48.06] <+Meowth> oh god
[08:48.15] <Le> LOL
[08:48.25] <Le> ITS A FUCKING BRICK LOL
[08:48.34] <Le> with a ladder
[08:48.36] <Le> like seriously
[08:48.42] <+Mako> wtf
[08:48.45] <Team_Fail> jesus fucking christ
[08:48.48] <Team_Fail> so original
[08:48.58] <+Mako> kill it with fire
[08:49.00] <Team_Fail> you can't
[08:49.05] <Team_Fail> it's a fucking brick
[08:49.10] <Team_Fail> it's designed to be fireproof
[08:49.11] <+Mako> the fuck I cant

[Meowth]

A little context for this one. When I first logged into the IRC today and joined #bots to play some Cards Against Humanity, the bot logged off as soon as I joined. I responded to that by saying "i am kill". then after being in a round, my internet cut out, and I ruined another game. Then this happened in the middle of the third game:

[20:53] <CAH> Epickid2001: 3, Alecks: 3, Meowth: 2, Touched: 2, GoGo: 2, Tcoppy: 1
[20:53] <CAH> Q: Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _, and I love to have a good time.
[20:53] <CAH> Tcoppy is the Czar.
[20:53] <Mako> omg at 5
[20:53] <Meowth> yeah 5
[20:53] <Meowth> lol
[20:53] <Mako> how does this even work
[20:54] <Tcoppy> Oh god I'm gonna love judging this
[20:54] <Meowth> :reboot
[20:54] == CAH [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[20:54] <Meowth> wat
[20:54] <GoGo> oweruybwougnwoughnglounhwounhoi4uhn4
[20:54] <GoGo> NOOOOO
[20:54] <Tcoppy> MEOWTH WTF
[20:54] <Touched> Meowth:
[20:54] <Touched> WHY
[20:54] <Tcoppy> I WAS THE CZAR
[20:54] <GoGo> I HAD POPPING OUT BABIES EVERY 9 MONTHS
[20:54] <GoGo> MTV
[20:54] <GoGo> CMON
[20:54] <Meowth> you said it worked!
[20:54] <Touched> WOULD YOU RESTART THE BOT
[20:54] <Touched> YES
[20:54] <Tcoppy> DURING THE BEST QUESTION EVER
[20:54] <Touched> IT WORKS
[20:54] <Tcoppy> ;-;
[20:54] <Touched> AT RESTARTING
[20:54] <Touched> THE BOT
[20:54] <Tcoppy> ;-;
[20:54] <Touched> HENCE THE NAME
[20:54] <Touched> GOD
[20:54] <GoGo> lel
[20:54] <Meowth> Reboot the universe is the rule!
[20:54] <Epickid2001> so... we have to restart?
[20:54] <Touched> LIKE DUH
[20:54] <GoGo> so how do we shuffle
[20:54] <Meowth> idfk :O
[20:54] <Tcoppy> I'm not even playing this time
[20:54] <Meowth> you were doing it yesterday
[20:54] <Tcoppy> I quit
[20:54] <GoGo> daww
[20:54] <Touched> Meowth: Jk, that was my fuck up
[20:54] <GoGo> stop
[20:55] <Epickid2001> because if so, I'm chaninging my nick
[20:55] * Mako smacks meowth
[20:55] <Tcoppy> I be dead cereal
[20:55] <Tcoppy> I quit
[20:55] == Epickid2001 has changed nick to Benzo
[20:55] <GoGo> nuu
[20:55] <GoGo> cmon
[20:55] <GoGo> don't be a party pooper
[20:55] <GoGo> is it coming back though
[20:55] <Meowth> >.> i am kill
[20:56] <Benzo> Yo man, don't be that way
[20:56] <Tcoppy> Meowth: It's not your fault, Touched be bad a those codes though
[20:56] <Tcoppy>
[20:56] <Touched>
[20:56] <Touched> Fine
[20:56] <Tcoppy> eniF
[20:56] <Benzo> eFin
[20:56] <Meowth> niFe
[20:56] <Benzo> The new site to sell fins
[20:56] <Meowth> (bc i am kill)
[20:57] <Tcoppy> no Touched seriously though
[20:57] <Tcoppy> are we playing again? lol
[20:57] <Touched> I can't understand what went wrong
[20:57] <GoGo> ;.;
[20:57] <Tcoppy> hm?

[Team Fail]

This one speaks for itself:

[05:53.36] <Mako> its because pc hack standards are like walmarts hiring standards: Nonexistant

[Aperso]

Need to act stupid a little less: First people think I am blind to Apples and that I am now a time travelling potato.

[18:49:01] 20<Aperso>30 I'm a potato
[18:49:09] 19<Ness> aperso, that's so random! haha!
[18:49:11] 18<25Ness18> upvote!
[18:49:14] 18<25Ness18> see you on reddit!
[18:49:18] 19<Mako> a time traveling potato Aperso 

[Team Fail]

Context: Painter is a bot made by cosarara for the irc chat, and if certain words are spelled in certain ways, it can kick you from the channel. The following happens once it left this evening:

[11:57.44] * Painter ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
[11:58.17] <+Mako> yay no more painter
[11:59.54] <Team_Fail> pokemons
[11:59.57] <Team_Fail> pokemons
[11:59.58] <Team_Fail> pokemons
[12:00.00] <Team_Fail> pokemons
[12:00.00] <Team_Fail> HA
[12:00.02] <+Mako> palet

Edit: Then it returned:

[12:00.47][12:01.49] * Painter ([email protected]) has joined channel #rhm
[12:01.49] * ChanServ sets mode +o Painter for #rhm
[12:02.00] <+Mako> damn
[12:02.20] <Team_Fail> fucking hell

Edit: Talking about ORAS:

[08:24.04] <@GoGo_Sick> and may needed to get a life
[08:24.05] <Team_Fail> praise it
[08:24.12] <Team_Fail> May wanted the D so much
[08:24.14] <Team_Fail> like
[08:24.15] <@GoGo_Sick> like every single minute
[08:24.16] <Team_Fail> i'm not kidding
[08:24.20] <@GoGo_Sick> the end too
[08:24.26] <@GoGo_Sick> like you just rode a bike next to me for hours
[08:24.30] <@GoGo_Sick> across the land
[08:24.33] <@GoGo_Sick> and then you want to take a walk
[08:24.38] <@GoGo_Sick> and do your dance
[08:24.40] <Team_Fail> the dad gives you a ticket to mossdeep's fireworks thing to take may with you
[08:24.47] <Team_Fail> it's like everyone wants May to have your D
[08:24.49] <Team_Fail> but you're like
[08:25.06] <Team_Fail> lol no i have standards

[Luna]

DarkZeta: With that, I shall take my leave...
Luna: cya DarkZeta
DarkZeta:
Luna: Quit: clopping
Luna: has joined #rhm
Alex: :?
Luna: when you hit / instead of shift and say Quit clopping

[Alex]

<Alex> I want to get Bela a PC
<Alex> I need to get rich already so I can help people
<DJTiKi> Does Bela not have a PC? :O
<Alex> no, Bela has a PC
<Alex> but it
<Alex> it's garbage
<Alex> her processor is going for $8 on Amazon rn
<Alex> I want her to have something that's at least a Sandy Bridge
<Alex> him*
<Alex> my mind's on auto-pilot, I've been doing that all day xD
<Alex> it doesn't help that he flirts with me you know :t
<DJTiKi> I see that xD. If I were a couple hundred bucks richer, I'd send one to him.
<Alex> same
<DJTiKi> Bela flirts with a lot of people.
<DJTiKi> Bela loves everyone.
<Alex> he's one of those fuckbirds
<Alex> :P
<DJTiKi> I'd be one to if I were 70% more handsome :p

Tiki Torch and I had a loooong talk. And he knitted me this nice sweater. I'm going home.